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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via moistwilly)



teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)



superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

(via obsessed-everything)



bussykiller:

firelorcl:

if you put an e on the end of clitoris it’s like an obscure yet pretty name

clitorise
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(via tarzipanda)



snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via hotboyproblems)



peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via sorry)



zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(Source: felfs, via smiththeutzy)



me:babe I made us a sex playlist
babe:this is anaconda on loop for 3 hours
me:babe


guy:

popularboyfriend:

guy:

if hot dads make hot kids and ugly dads make hot kids then who makes the ugly kids??

ur dad

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(via ryanlxd)



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