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greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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(via orgasm)



intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via hotboyproblems)



Doctor:I think you'll need a shot
Me:AYYYYY
Doctor:AYYYYY *brings out tequila*


cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via stoputhot)



verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via sorry)



stuning:

when someone talks to you about your best friend like you dont know them:

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(via sorry)



chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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(via sorry)



dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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(via gnarly)



askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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(Source: askfallencas-archive, via sorry)



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