I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in